@SincerelyMen: If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter
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@PaperWash: Noah build an ark "what? why" I'm gunna flood the earth "just give me fish powers" [jealous he didn't think of that] JUST DO WHAT I SAY!
@DeathStarPR: Stormtroopers never miss. They're just trained to fire a 21 shot salute to celebrate the commencement of every firefight.
@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
@TheBoydP: Wife: I didn’t buy the shirt because it was too crepey Me: Creepy? W: Crepey M: Crappy? W: Crepey! M: Oh, okay… W: You have no idea, do you?