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If you think your life is bad, just think, at least you weren’t one of those hotel guests that showered, brushed their teeth and drank the water from the water tank that had a dead body in it.
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It’s not a coincidence that so many blues songs start with “Woke up this morning…”
[sending smoke signals]
Him: why doesn’t anyone want me?
Me: I want you.
Him: why doesn’t anyone else want me?
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Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman.
Her: so, are you seeing anyone?
Me: nope, it’s just the voices.
Congratulations, FB friend looking forward to an anniversary dinner tonight with your “sweatie”
did u fall from heaven bc so did satan