Ludacris: put your money where your mouth is
CDC: please don’t
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
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AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.
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I’ve been dressing all the chipmunks in my neighborhood up as lil miners but their tiny headlamps are making it too easy for owls to spot them this is a nightmare
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My husband: It’d be nice to have a wife who cooked dinner.
Me: ooo!! Can we get one?
Whenever my wife forces me to write my own message on a bday card, I write it on top of her’s and copy exactly what she wrote.
I find that making meetings take less than 15 minutes and making sex last longer than 15 minutes elicit very similar responses