@ibid78: If you whisper, "we're being watched," you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days.
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@JermHimselfish: My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood
@thatUPSdude: We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime.
@c12h22o11balls: Me: Honey, where do we keep those legally binding documents our marriage is based on? Her: You mean the mortgage papers? Me: Yep those ones