@UnIxphysco: If you yell mosquito you can slap anyone in the face
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@ComedicBust: Prevent your neighbors from ever awkwardly waving at you again by hanging a Russian flag today.
@TheQuietPsycho: I get caught zipping my pants up while standing beside the turkey just one time, and suddenly she never needs help in the kitchen anymore
@tweetsbyrocket: son: what do you mean old mcdonald HAD a farm me: huh son: what happened to the animals me: son: did they die me: no son: phew me: old mcdonald did