An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion is stupid because it could be resting.
If you’re a sex worker, and you don’t end all of your client interactions with “it was a business doing pleasure with you”, I think you’re wasting an opportunity.
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ME: that’s literally all I drink
Me: what’s this fee?
Bank: your savings balance is zero. minimum balance is $50.
Bank: we charge a fee if it drops below that
Me: do you know how money works?
me: aren’t you going to ask if i’m sexually active
doctor: i don’t really need to
me: wait why
doctor: look i heard you say ‘okie dokie’ to the receptionist i already know you aren’t
Due dates for babies are like estimated download times.
I made love to a beautiful hipster for nearly 10 minutes before realizing he was just a pile of scarves and coats in the Salvation Army bin.
If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit.
How do you know you’re allergic to cats if you don’t even eat them?