@Phook75: If you're able to read this, thank a teacher! If you can do busy work while wasted and watch an unrelated video, thank a substitute teacher!
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@MelvinofYork: She said "you're dead to me" but I suspect she's planning to make me dead to everyone else as well
@dave_cactus: *approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna.
@HTHRFLWRS: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW CARS CAN NEVER TOUCH ONE ANOTHER WITHOUT CAUSING DAMAGE. THE TRUE MISERY OF THE METAL FLESH IS ISOLATION. A CAR MAY NEVER CUDDLE ANOTHER CAR