@david8hughes: If you’re ever hiking in the woods and you get lost, just look up and find the brightest star in the sky and you’ll know which way space is.
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@muyrando: I'm not falling for those "ancestry tests." If the government wants my DNA they're going to have to get it the old fashioned way, from underneath the fingernails of a dead drifter I buried in the woods.
@C00LpenNAME: Priest: what do you think is the biggest thing keeping you from heaven right now? Me: death, probably
@Benoo_Brown: "Use your own words don't just copy from the text book" Book : She was born in 1986 Me: 1986 is the year she was born
@GigglesAndKush: I bought a pair of underwear today. In the front it says ‘I would do anything for love’. In the back, ‘But I won’t do that’.