Stranger:So,you’re a parent?
Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs
S:cool, I’m sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat
If you’re not going to offer booze at your wedding, at least have the decency to provide a wifi password.
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