@OfficeofSteve: If you're responsible for the fruit tray, then your family has zero faith in your culinary skills
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@Home_Halfway: ME: Do you think if El Salvador stopped being a country, god would make a country called El Salvawindow UBER DRIVER: This ride is free if you stop talking
@HatfieldAnne: And when I looked back, there were no footprints in the sand at all. What kind of beach are you running here?