@roxiqt: If you're single on Valentine's Day, it's not because you're undesirable or unattractive. It's because you didn't take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault.
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@Browtweaten: Happy: So there's saliva on the foot area of Snow White's glass coffin *Dwarves all turn their heads* Kinky: Oh, blame the new guy
@bfrosty04: Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night.