@roxiqt: If you're single on Valentine's Day, it's not because you're undesirable or unattractive. It's because you didn't take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault.
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@samreich: therapist: so what’s troubling you? me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate therapist: and how does that make you feel? me: fine
@brittwastaken: Bring them an olive branch to show you can forgive but then beat them with it so they know you won't tolerate their brand of bullshit.
@InternetHippo: Shame on you if you're still replying "damn" to selfies. Take a creative writing class. As the cedars outside my window swayed with the gentle autumn breeze, I gazed upon your digital image, madam, And my bowl of spaghetti fell to the floor As, nearly, did I...