@DothTheDoth: If you're walking past an old abandoned house & the front door opens for no reason, go into that house.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.
@Inferno_V: "Don't put your brother in the fridge" is something I never thought I'd say, yet here I am.
@ItalianBratikus: When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered.
@llvvzz: I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career.