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@AmishPornStar1: "I'll be back!"
@elonjames: "...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..." - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain
@_NTFG_: Sit down and let me tell you a story.
Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card.
@Cheeseboy22: A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes.
@Brentweets: America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one.
@SteveMartinToGo: This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.