@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
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@robfee: The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse.
@ch000ch: step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. "SmithWedding2014" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks
@tastefactory: *watching horror movie where young couple moves into new house & scary things happen* This is unrealistic they could never afford this house
@AndrewNadeau0: The Ugly Duckling is my favorite story about how everything is okay as long as you eventually become hot.