@Dutch_50: I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, "Nope. I'd rather stay out here."
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@mexinonblonde: I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Febreze commercial: "Now we remove her blindfold and..." *has panic attack, stabs camera man, vomits, jumps out closed window*
@RodLacroix: Wife: WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN THE KITCHEN NAKED. Me: Who cares? I'm on a conference call. No one can see. Boss: Rod can you mute your phone please.