@Dutch_50: I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, "Nope. I'd rather stay out here."
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@joe_binkley: What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?
@joshgondelman: Why do they call it "buckling a cranky baby into a car seat" and not "fasten the furious?" (Is it still okay to do these given politics?)
@MarfSalvador: [dinner date] me: here, let me get the door for you her: no I got it me: ffs it's MY microwave