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@UnIxphysco: I'll pleasure you in ways you never thought possible like vacuuming and doing dishes
@Brampersandon_: INTERVIEWER: what do you consider your greatest strength
ME (38 minutes later): I'd say promptness
@kimmie_1980: If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
@Vodkantots: Perhaps Charles Manson is a selfless lover.
YOU don't know.
@BoomBoomBetty: Can’t. Busy deleting 1,500 Black Friday emails from companies I haven’t purchased anything from in 10 years.
@hbreaker9999: What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?