Rachel Ray now makes cat food with real beef just like the cows my cat would eat in the wild.
I’m 14 shows into the 1st season of ‘Lost’ & there are SO many mysteries.
I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron
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“I’m going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there’s six.”
Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much…
According to my cholesterol level I’m a pizza.
My mum has asked for ‘bath stuff’ for Christmas so I’ve bought her a toaster.
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.
ME: argh the salty air be getting to me head just hand over the treasure ya scurvy knave
LONG JOHN SILVERS CASHIER: *rolls eyes* *gives me my change*
If you balance your medication correctly you can blank out an entire morning meeting.