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@PortRooster: "I'm a hoarse whisperer..."
@HuffPostComedy: Honest wine recommendations are exactly what you need
@gisexllee: I told my boyfriend to show me pictures of my outfits that I ordered and I for sure was not expecting this...
@LostFelicia: People that use abbreviations like ppl, wyd, hmu, and idk - what do you do with all that time you saved?
@jus4golf: My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows.
@RobElliottComic: Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl
Mr. Buffalo: And a boy
Me: So, I guess you could say he's your...