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@Breadery: "I'm a huge fan." - Peacocks
@Stalker_Clown: I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions.
@10InchesPlus: I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic.
@SweetNisCupcake: I really want to snuggle and watch a movie with my boyfriend.
Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
@_xLNc: Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.
@haleysfalling: I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back.
That's it. That's the joke.