@TheWidowmakerX: I'm afraid I'm gonna need more alcohol to be in this relationship with me
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@vodkachops1: Today TO DO list: 1) vacuum huge spider in living room✔️ 2) panic✔️ 3)throw vacuum cleaner outside✔️ 4)buy new spiderless vacuum
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
@andlikelaura: me: i miss being in a relationship im lo- *elephant charges and runs me over* me: *lying on ground* oh right that’s what it feels like, thanks for the reminder mr bubbles *elephant trumpets*