@TheWidowmakerX: I'm afraid I'm gonna need more alcohol to be in this relationship with me
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@Sara_Rose_G: When I was younger I also blamed Jewish people for all my problems and thought they were part of a conspiracy to control and ruin my life. Turns out they were just being good parents.
@liamoryan: Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open
@thatdutchperson: They say that wherever you travel becomes a part of you. So I'm pretty sure I'm 98% living room.