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@BoomBoomBetty: I'm alone and trying to fasten a bracelet, so I'll be 3 hours late for work.
@: Absolutely no one:
Anime villains who think they've already won:
@caseytduncan: A smile can turn someone's day around, especially if you're hiding in their closet.
@Fred_Delicious: help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me
@jnapsalot: Can’t, I’m staring at my dog while he eats so he knows what it feels like
@hellohappy_time: 3rd base is actually watching a horror movie then looking up theories about the ending on message boards together