@BoomBoomBetty: I'm alone and trying to fasten a bracelet, so I'll be 3 hours late for work.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LeahsLounge: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver.
@TweetPotato314: clerk: looks like you got big plans for the new year me: yeah *filling my cart with fireworks* imma fight the sky
@fishbowel: Date: omg it’s so dark do you have a flashlight Me: I don’t need one cause I have all the light I need right here- Date: aww Me: oh my feet *i stomp and my light up sketchers start flashing*