@pinupteacher: I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person.
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@StoferComic: An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...
@kibblesmith: Mickey Mouse's pants out of context look like something that would try to kill Mario.
@WineMummy: A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes.
@SteveKoehler22: Son : “Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?" Dad : “It must be from your mother. I still have mine”