@AmericanGent69: I'm at the point in life where if a girl dresses up in a french maid outfit I'd be more happy if she actually just cleaned my house for me..
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@ClichedOut: [getting murdered] me: are u Scottish murderer: yes me: then u could say i'm being kilt [murdering intensifies]
@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
@pplwtching: Rhythmic banging against the wall, his hands grasping the sheets. Unable to get what he needs, he gets out of bed to turn off the Roomba.