@LoveNLunchmeat: I'm automatically suspicious of anyone who seems to really like me. From now on I want to see nothing but tepid enthusiasm from you, Sunshine.
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@heatherlou_: Every time I think I’ve got my diet under control, they come out with some new and tastier way to make me fat.
@glazerboohoohoo: I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.