An anonymous internet person said they were going to block me and then blocked me. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
I’m going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you.
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-Go to hell sir.
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I know this now 😂
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If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they’d leave that one on too.