@AntozWolf: "I'm having a public meltdown!!" - A Snowman, maybe.
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@Reverend_Scott: GOD: This one is a giraffe. ANGEL: That's a long neck. They must make loud noises- GOD: They have no vocal chords. ANGEL: Dude... come on
@Eagle_Vision: When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.
@maybetomhanks: texts from ur dentist: 1. Happy birthday! Make sure you sign up for your six month appointment 2. This is a reminder to schedule an appointment! 3. I miss us lol 4. Ur just gna ignore me? lol. I've been in ur mouth