@SarcasticSadOne: I’m in a doctors waiting room. What’s a polite way to say “I hate your baby”?
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@wankcity: "more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*
@Marlebean: *interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say "dying wish" again! Ok now say "coffee"!
@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.