@rowdyforsheriff: I’m just looking for a woman who’s smart, funny, sexy and can drive me to a bank heist today at 3pm
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@AGStr8upNinja: I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches.
@Shade510: * breathing heavy and trying to keep up with the girl on the treadmill next to me “So...what are you doing...after they...revive me?”
@DannyEarl: Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes