@delusions_of: I'm like a Rubik's Cube. Seems fun at first but eventually you'll want to rip me apart.
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@Humor_Fetish: Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
@crunkdumpster: Give a man a fish and he'll be like, "Dude I'm allergic to fish." TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, "THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"
@FredTaming: [ first day as surgeon ] me: and now we let the anesthesia set in patient: do i get some too