@ShockTartBionic: I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room.. I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: [goes back to Target just for the things I forgot] cashier: that’ll be $337.48 and can you describe the children
@RoosterMustache: Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels
@yonewt: Then: I love to hear the sound of your voice Now: ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I TURNED OFF THE GRILL I SWEAR TO GOD