@KattsDogma: I'm not poor. I'm big-loaned.
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@JulieSnark: If you add a touch of olive oil to your pan of kale, it will help slide it into the garbage.
@dannylonglegs99: "Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now" "Emo? Nah yo, EMU" "Im confused.." *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* "Hi confused, Im Dad"
@GashleyMadison: It's like my nana always said, "If you choose your friends wisely, you'll never have good drugs."