@MaryKoCo: I'm not "rich." Actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you're talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
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@girlontapas: How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer.