@Uncul_Scientist: I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable.
@aksorojas: Hell hath no fury like a teenage girl who perfected her right eyebrow but not the left one.
@liv_thatsme: trainer: i thought we could work on building up your calves today me: (looking at my baby cows) you guys are kind, smart, important, and i appreciate you