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@Marlebean: I'm not saying I'm going to become a heart surgeon or anything but I DID just open the beginning of a new toilet paper roll with no rips.

I’m not saying I’m going to become a heart surgeon or anything but I DID just open the beginning of a new toilet paper roll with no rips.

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