@CarrieMayhem: I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back.
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@vikkaroni: Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine.
@NewDadNotes: Me: got my fries just gonna open this packet of ketchup. Ketchup Packet: haha nope. Me: come on man please. Ketchup Packet: use your teeth. Me: uh what? Ketchup Packet: use. your. teeth. Me: ugh fine. [ketchup explodes everywhere] Ketchup Packet: lol.