Hate it when I get carried away with emotions.
Lost a who-blinks-1st competition with a box of donuts & had to eat em all in a fit of rage
I’m not sure if Tom Petty is dead, but I’m absolutely sure journalism is.
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I woke this morning to find Mr.Mittens on the bed staring at me with a look that said ‘You’re a mouth breather, and I’ll never respect you’
Cashier: Have a great day
[goes to cashier’s home in the evening}
Me: I have bad news
Who knew opening this jar marked DANGER: Baby Spiders DO NOT OPEN would turn into such a can of worms
Denial: No-one can stop me getting pictures of Spider-Man
Anger: You’re fired if you don’t get me pictures of Spider-Man
Bargaining: $100 for pictures of Spider-Man
Depression: Why can’t I get pictures of Spider-Man?
Acceptance: There are no pictures of Spider-Man
Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think
I was 15 before I got glasses that let me actually see the puck on televised hockey games. Before that, I thought it was just MMA on ice. Anyway, happy Canada Day, my friends to the north.
We see you put egg roll from buffet in purse. Very bad woman.
The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago