@LuvPug: I'm only a vegetarian so people won't invite me anywhere
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@dorsalstream: SOCRATES: [dying] Plato, my dear pupil, I’ve always wanted to tell you something. PLATO: Yes, my teacher. SOCRATES: I often made sweet sweet love to your mom. Now please take good care of my documents. ... PLATO: [Socrates’s funeral] Too bad he left us no writing.
@Leslie_Annie: My 10 yr old daughter was saying how stressful life is but she did add "well, at least I've managed to go 10 years without drinking"