[Writing Silence of the Lambs]
Anyone have an idea for the cannibal’s name?
Anyone other than Jim?
I’m pleased to announce that I will continue using the word Kafkaesque to describe things, and I am proud of my commitment to never learn what it means.
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I am an Indian and I can tell you that Brits take forever to leave. #Brexit #BrexitShambles
*opens tube of pillsbury crescent rolls*
*crosses off list: do one thing everyday that scares you.*
Well, this certainly took a turn
I got an email from Olga. She thinks I’m sweet & “longs for finding a special person for serious relations”. So there’s always that.
I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer.
*slowly releases air from a balloon during your wedding vows*
‘maybe the world wasn’t ready for pizza perfume’ i thought to myself as i hid in a dumpster, watching the townspeople try to eat each other
Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace