People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
I’m responsible for the deaths of 100’s local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!
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Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?
I saved my husband’s life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don’t fall out of a helicopter
My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y’all to never let your kids name your pets.
Wish I had a neck like an owl so when a guy is spooning me right after sex I could turn my head all the way around and say that was awful
Brad Pitt might be “better looking” than me, but I am considerably fatter.
-Let it all out!!!
-Me: *shouting and letting it all out*
-These are the things i can do without.
“it’s just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle.”
fred flintstone: i’ll take it!