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@fightforfood: I'm sick of this one horse town
*moves to two horse town*
No, no, this is too much
@minealone6: Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin
@EliTerry: "this corrupt city needs a hard rain. a hard penetrating rain for a dirty city. a thrusting rain. god so deep" - from my novel Sex Rain
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg...
@PaulyMosh: Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again
@PerfectPending: Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent.
All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it