@thentherewasmo: Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever

@jeffreyr77: Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks.

@DeebsFTL: Sweet. Free refrigerators!

@SCbchbum: Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.

@poutinesmoothie: Sure stepping on a Lego is painful, but have you ever twisted your ankle tripping over a cold and shamed Natalie Imbruglia lying naked on the floor?