@TheMichaelRock: I'm straight, but I'm not "wouldn't spoon with George Clooney" straight.
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@proEXgirlfriend: People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want.
@thatUPSdude: Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.
@novicefather: Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails.