@JeremyKCMO: 'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet.
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@brynnester: [Confession] Me: I wish Jim was alive. He was my best friend Priest: Jim is alive. I saw him yesterday Me: Yeah I was getting to that part
@abi4205: Sometimes life makes sense, and other times it’s a ball of yarn rolling down the stairs and out the back door.