@TheAlexNevil: I’m teaching my son to say “Please,” and “Thank you,” and “Come with me if you want to live.”
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@fro_vo: MOM: sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite :) KID: ok [later] BEDBUG: arrgh I can’t bite him OTHER BEDBUG: curses, he is sleeping too tightly
@fishbowel: Me: how can I prepare for this meeting? Friend: we can do a mock interview Me: ok Friend: why should we hire you Me: wHy ShOuLd wE HiRe yOu
@TravLeBlanc: A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself.