@Sarcasticsapien: I'm throwing a party and it should be fantastic. I bought three bottles of vodka, made a great music playlist, and didn't invite any people.
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@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.
@Screwoff315: I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!
@AtticusFinch79: Kurt Cobain: come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be Me: in a duck costume Kurt Cobain: not like that