@colonel_trilL: I'm totally against race mixing--I mean how can these horses seriously compete in NASCAR
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LOUD_Thoughts_: I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia.
@LizHackett: If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want.
@blood_orphan: I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous.
@hipstermermaid: I can’t believe it’s already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time.