@Sarcasmo718: I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken.
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@TheBeerGuy73: I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public.
@RedRegenerated: cab driver: how was your meal? wife: it didn't go down as well as we'd hoped cab driver: that's too bad me: *still choking on a fish bone* why is no one helping me?
@secondofhername: Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background.