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@nayele18maybe: I'm worried that if there is ever a fire at my house, my kids will ignore the smoke detectors and sit down at the dinner table.

I’m worried that if there is ever a fire at my house, my kids will ignore the smoke detectors and sit down at the dinner table.

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