@torahhorse: imagine a store where you can steal anything for free. if you steal it, it’s yours. to make it exciting, if you get caught, they arrest you
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@shamazing79: Husband and I get up at the same time in the morning. Me: Lets out the dog, showers, gets dressed, gets daughter dressed, puts on makeup, dries hair, curls hair, does daughter’s hair, feeds her breakfast, makes coffee, makes her lunch and mine. Husband: Poops.
@TheHyyyype: [at the beach, about to get in the ocean] "but i don't want my stuff stolen" *covers it with towel* "ok now it's safe"