This is up on a telephone pole in south Minneapolis and I am dissolved in laughter:
imagine breaking a piñata open and a bunch of greek soldiers fall out
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My GPS thinks we should see other drivers.
Me: I played badminton and enjoyed it
Priest: That’s not a sin
Me: I don’t understand this religion…
Be right back. My son who’s slitting enemy throats in “Call of Duty” is screaming for me to kill a centipede.
“Couples don’t have enough things to disagree about.”
– Guy about to invent crunchy peanut butter.
My cat is bilingual. He ignores me in both English and Spanish.
“we blindfolded people and put them in our new Chevy. Here’s what they had to say”
Man: I couldn’t see anything. I was blindfolded
Woman: I feared for my life the entire time
Fantasia gave me unrealistic expectations of how much cleaning a bucket and mop would be motivated to do.
Growing Seasons of New England
Spring: herbs, beans, arugula
Summer: corn, tomatoes, asparagus
Autumn: pumpkins, berries, squash
My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.